What are your Favorite ski quotes?

dont eat yellow snow?

Winner winner! Nice job blitz. Still want the slurpee?

"Free your heel, split your lip with the tip" - or alternate - "Free your heel, kiss the tips with your lips"

The quote is mine, Scott showed me the technique

"If I knew how to ski, I wouldn't have to snowboard"

I was listening to an NPR interview and a guy was recalling that he often spent time at an aunt and uncles house when he was 7. Every night he would see his uncle get a brown bottle off of the fridge and have a little. He finally became curious enough to ask and his uncle explained it was his magic medicine. After a lot of begging, his uncle agreed to let him try it. He told him since he was so young, he should only have a little. He filled a spoon, told the kid to close his eyes and let him have it. Turns out his uncle was taking castor oil each night. The quote was:

"Things which appear good on the surface are perhaps better left alone"

It seemed appropriate to skiing based on the occasionally lively snowpack we have had this spring.

Doug Coombs *rip* had so many... some of the funniest here in the q&p...

You can't top this one:

"If your knee still hurts, I have some Imodium.  Trust me, I'm an EMT and I'm here to help"  -Marcus

While this is a fabrication loosely based on reality, it was a classic too good to pass up.  See the Phantom avy thread for context" www.turns-all-year.com/skiing_snowboardi...x.php?topic=20449.75 "

Heh... Love it.