What are your Favorite ski quotes?

From my wife, "Well ok"

"That slope is fine, so and so dug a pit"

ski patroler looking at crstals that had just fallen from the sky onto his glove: "look! temperature gradient!"

My dad was an eternal optimist, and he felt there was no such thing as a bad ski day. He wasn't much of a backcountry skier, but into his 70's he logged about 100 resort days a year. If you asked him how the skiing was on a cold, crappy day with no fresh snow and nothing but man made hardpan, he'd just give a great big smile and say "the skiing was LOUD".

Nolo edere nivem flavem!

(first one to translate wins a slurpee.)

dont eat yellow snow?