What are your Favorite ski quotes?

My favorite: 
"A cleaver skier will often find an oasis of good snow while the rest of the party -- within a few yards of him -- are struggling with crust."
Sir Arnold Lunn

I loved Lowell Skoog's outstanding analogy:  "Asking snowmobilers and skiers to share the same slopes is like asking gill-netters and fly-fisherman to share the same streams." 

"When was the last time you saw 'em"  - ummm - at the top.

"Fix the heel, fix the problem"
"Last call, first chair"
"No one cares you ski at Alta"-- for all those stickers and neck gaiters..
" What do you mean you ski uphill?"--My mom

"Run silent....Run deep"
-Jackson Hole Air Force

"Randonee is French for 'Can't Tele'"
-Mike Hattrup

"Free the Heel, Slow down your friends"

"That powder's not gonna ski itself"

And for those with the old "A bad day fishing beats a good day at work" sticker, "A good day skiing beats the sh*t out of the best day fishing."

sorry - Run Swift. Run Silent. Run Deep.