What are your Favorite ski quotes?

While assembling our gear at Paradise on a sunny morning with about 10" new, no skin track existed.  I hear Ron J proclaim:

"Senior Stutter until the young and strong depart."

While on that same tour we were being passed by another group, I turned and said with a grin "what's the rush - the mounain's not moving." 

"No crying, your goggles will fog."

That's what I like to say to my wife, when i tell her a slope should be no prob and she's thinking otherwise.

From the book  about  the Tenth Mtn. Div. -The Boys Of Winter -  "If everyone skied there would be no war"   Peace ,  X

"Want your skis? Go get 'em"

Warren Miller

"Don't ski past good snow looking for other snow"

"You go first"     X

SKIER X is always drunk on powder & cold smoke!