What are your Favorite ski quotes?

My 4 yr old came up with 2 yesterday:

"Daddy, if you want to slide alone, you should go skiing so you don't have to go to work"

"skiing is so much fun, I like to do it while I am Sleeping"

My own: "if its not liquid and its not ice, then its powder"

A couple random ones:

"When it comes to skiing, there's a difference between what you think it's going to be like, what it's really like, and what you tell your friends it was like"

"Skiing is a dance, and the mountain always leads"

"Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face"

"I came, I saw, I shredded."

(Oliver North)

My own:  "if its not liquid and its not ice, then its powder"

"If you can't drink it, it's powder."

"'Telemark' is Norwegian for 'face plant'."
-Nick DeVore

"there are no friends on a powder day"

What in the Mother%^ker is a the Chinese Downhill? ~Hotdog~

"Powder snow skiing is not fun. It is life, fully lived, life lived in a blaze of reality. What we experience in powder is the original human self, which lies deeply inside each of us, still undamaged in spite of what our present culture tries to do to us. Once experienced, this kind of living is recognized as the only way to live — fully aware of the earth and the sky and the gods and you, the mortal, playing among them."

Dolores LaChapelle