Can somebody start a good argument please??

Marcus gets one point as he used bold lettering but he gets half a point deducted because it was not accompanied by a double exclamation point !!

HAGGIS- food of the gods, or dog food ??
KILT- warrior wear, or silly man skirt ??

I prefer to carry less equipment and more food. That way I can eat constantly. In fact, I carry a backpack full of food and water and am perfectly happy to have less stuff that I never use anyway. Usually four sandwiches, two dozen cookies, and other assorted goodies are enough for a day of skiing. I'd rather have sunburn than go hungry or thirsty because the sunscreen took up precious carrying space in my pack. Sunblock is for babies anyway. Who cries about sunburn? I've attached a photo of some of my own ten essentials ... I find these much more helpful.

HAGGIS- food of the gods, or dog food ??
KILT- warrior wear, or silly man skirt ??

Hamburger??? America's contribution to the wonderful world of processed meats!
Baseball Cap and tee-shirt??? America's National costume!!

I prefer to carry less equipment and more food. That way I can eat constantly. In fact, I carry a backpack full of food and water and am perfectly happy to have less stuff that I never use anyway. Usually four sandwiches, two dozen cookies, and other assorted goodies are enough for a day of skiing. I'd rather have sunburn than go hungry or thirsty because the sunscreen took up precious carrying space in my pack. Sunblock is for babies anyway. Who cries about sunburn? I've attached a photo of some of my own ten essentials ... I find these much more helpful.

Victory Cigarettes?Yeah baby!!Marus, notice the bolding, double exclamation marks and additional flare from italicizing

Cookiemonster that is classic . The more I look at your photos and captions the more I laugh.
"negatives of post-ski fun so I can't be blackmailed". That's good advice there.

BTW I agree with you on the sunblock.Not needed!![/b]

I was going for the Bold, italicized, underlined, dual color with double exclamation points for the perfect 10 but reached too high!!! :'(