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15 years 7 months ago - 15 years 7 months ago #193254 by Scotsman

The DUNE attire looks pretty cool, skirts are not for me...but I prefer shorts in the summer. 

(summer at Chinook Pass)
www.hyak.net/pics/jackchnk.jpg


They are kilts not skirts!
However I think we are onto something here.
If we could develop the "still suit" technology and then enhance it by using the massive amount of flatulence produced when skinning ( especially after a breakfast burrito), transmitting said flatulence to a small combustible motor in the "still suit "with it's power output transferred to a circlular tread( like a minature snowmobile track) on the base of the skis ( a bit like Fabian Cancellara's electric motor in his bike), see this.
cozybeehive.blogspot.com/2010/05/did-can...gal-motor-power.html
you could power your way up the Muir snowfield using your own bodily fluids and gasses to keep you chugging up the snowfield in hydrated bliss, never having to stop to pee.

However like all technological advances this could cause unforseen problems with WMC calling for a still suit ban because the "still suiters "were tearing up all the powder or corn first due to their "fart assist "and excellent hydration.

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15 years 7 months ago #193255 by alecapone
suddenly the smell of two stroke doesn't sound so bad.

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15 years 7 months ago #193256 by davidG
I am so glad that I haven't chimed in here...

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15 years 7 months ago #193257 by Scotsman

I am so glad that I haven't chimed in here...


You just did, duh!

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15 years 7 months ago #193258 by Mofro


you could power your way up the Muir snowfield using your own bodily fluids and gasses to keep you chugging up the snowfield in hydrated bliss, never having to stop to pee.


I've been testing a prototype suit, and it appears to work...

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15 years 7 months ago #193260 by Scotsman

I've been testing a prototype suit, and it appears to work...


I knew it!!!I always suspected that your abiltiy to skin at 3000 vf/hr compared to my 1200Vf/Hr was due to a secret motor a la Fabian Cancellara's secret bike motor.
The eating of copious amounts of breakfast burrito's before the climb gave you away.

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