An amazing collection of Cascade mountain art

I'm shocked. Shocked!

To show my support for Jonas Kascade in the face of this outrageous rip-off by his crass imitator, I'll be buying more of his wonderous paintings to decorate my home this holiday season. I hope you'll do the same...

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Speaking of holiday gifts, I just told my wife and son what I want for Christmas this year. You may have seen it on page A2 of this morning's Seattle Times:

You too can have one of these marvelous tools for your backcountry repair kit. Order it from Wenger of Switzerland here . Only $1200. Gee, I love Christmas shopping!

Larry, thanks for promoting my wondrous art! I just wanted to show up here, in person, to thank all of you, my wonderful fans, for visiting the site and sharing my joy and pride in our amazing natural landscape and the fantastic things that one might see out there.

I would like to add, Larry_R, that I am not the fake here! Rather, that upstart Thomas "Dr. Evilart" Kinkade is the fraud and copycat. Were it not for me leading the way, and teaching Thomas everything he knows, he would be nothing! Nobody! A deer scat on the trail of life! I say that in all humility, by the way.

Regarding the print you ordered, Larry, I'm sorry to say that it's already been shipped from China and should be on your doorstep when you return from Jolly Mountain, so no refund for you. Enjoy the painting, and just remember that even my esteemed prints, valued by art critics around the globe, will do nothing but appreciate in value, so I'm sure you can appreciate that.

Okay, my easel is calling...no, wait, that's nature calling. Never mind. I have to go now. Bye!

Looking at that "backcountry repair kit"  I'd probably lose half my digits just picking the darn thing up!