Top TEN Contest

Submissions are welcome for the best answers in the first " Top Ten Reasons To Park Your Snowmobile In An Avalanche Red Zone" contest. Winner will receive a box of Cracker Jacks with whistle inside , a "Park Forever" avalanche exemption certificate , 10% off Neptune Society membership , and more !  Contest DEADline...forever or first qualifying fatality.  some popular examples ; #1, Safety  protocols and best practices are for rookies and recreational skiers. #2, Everyone else parks here. #3, I'm psychic , my name is Ullr. #4 I can mitigate and rationalize anything. #5 , I'm a male between the age of 13 and 47...Etc. Have fun and remember the contest goes on we hope foreverrrrr.....X       

#6 I'm guessing that the jockeys won't be trying to highmark the starting zones today!
#7 T'hell with the snowmobile! I'm gonna be taking chances with my LIFE, and other lives who follow, by setting track up risky routes today!
#8 OMG!! Id have to hike another 200'!?

Post photos! No one wins when we protect the guilty.

  Mister Freeskiguy ,  Please # your submissions ... XxXxXxXxXxXx....,,iii..iiii...pow-wow.

                                                                     

#11 , I don't think it will run today .
The most recent response I've received at the RED ZONE deposition area , #12 , There's not enough snow up there to reach the highway .   
     My favorite , while 7 machines and skiers sitting on 5' of fresh debris .
#13 , Its already run , don't be anti social and park at the gun tower safe zone . They would all be involved in an avy. accident with injuries and lost eqpt. that day. Another group in Blue lk. zone with a dog , triggered and hit a skier below ,  with loss of eqpt. 1 sledder death at Harts Pass . 2 more skiers would be hit the next day while trying to recover gear. B.T.W. the avy rateing those days was... EXTREEM.  Maybe it should be called EXTREEM PARKING EXPOSURE FUN ZONE ! I guess there  was enough snow to reach them those days .
#14... Powder Feevvvrrrr.....         :       X

#10. I'm a paid commercial avy instructor/ guide and i do not have to practice what i teach. (at least i think they teach safety protocols, but i remember all to well that oregon accident that left a junior guide and one client killed and other clients seriously injured)


#9. I'm with my guide.

Sounds like you suffer from the Previous Experience Trap, never made a mistake before, why start now?