Skin Track Bug

I like blitz's answer better.

That's becuz you're an 'merican; science sucks; satire rules; and global warming is a hoax; moon walkers were actually in AZ; LOL

That's becuz you're an 'merican; science sucks; satire rules; and global warming is a hoax; moon walkers were actually in AZ; LOL

Too true to be LOL. What's the (texting shortcut) equivalent of "it makes me want to cry" or "it makes me want to throw up"?

I really hope Blizz's answer is made up, because it would be SO GOOD for a pull of the leg post...

I thought ticks had eight legs, so at least a couple legs have been pulled    :

Andrew had a good guess, but I'm pretty certain these are genus Chionea, commonly known as snow flies. They're closely related to crane flies but are wingless. Grylloblattodea sp. eat them apparently.

Andrew had a good guess, but I'm pretty certain these are genus Chionea, commonly known as snow flies. They're closely related to crane flies but are wingless. Grylloblattodea sp. eat them apparently. 

Any more info on Chionea? Not doubting your diagnosis but not much showed up on Google--but what did supports your suggestion.