May 21st: Gear for the Rapture

I can't believe I am the only one with such an obvious answer-G3 Reverends, my child.

I'm curious about the ascension part. How many VF do you ascent? Is it easier than skinning? Can you ski back down?

It's my understanding that The Rapture is lift-served.

Are boarders disqualified?  Do they make exceptions for a split?

Boarders will definitely be Left Behind.
Sorry Scotsman, even TAY-rapture is not extended to atheists.
And telemarkers? Well obviously we get swept up first, since we've been down on bended knee
for so long. And we are usually last so it's our turn.....

Roll call.....
Who got left behind??
I assume Marcus and Jim Oker ascended...... Jarvis, paging Jarvis are you still here?

It'll be nice to finally not have all of those silly telemarkers around