Sport with Smuggest Participants

Roadies shave their legs because it helps in the healing process after a crash/road rash.
Shaving (prior) is supposed to reduce the introduction of infections during the healing process, and I believe that it promotes easier release of scabbing?

Going down on a road bike isn't as much a matter of "if", more of a "when"...

How about this for smuggest.... cycle BCskiing.
sevenislands.50webs.com/cycleski/index.html

Combines the two.

Going down on a roadie isn't as much a matter of "if", more of a "when"...

Fixed it for ya!

As much as I would like to appear to be less smug, it's not always possible. I have a lot of arc teryx gear, and even though I got it all from "steep n cheap", it's awfully hard not to look smug in that gear.

....Also, some resort days the first tracks are usually poached away from under the lifts first. Eventually there's no better option than rocking the line under the chair while skiing NTN and wearing Arc teryx....

I supose I could appear to be less smug if I took the Audi insignia off my helmet....

Fixed it for ya!

You are smug about going down on roadies?

As much as I would like to appear to be less smug, it's not always possible. I have a lot of arc teryx gear, and even though I got it all from "steep n cheap", it's awfully hard not to look smug in that gear.

....Also, some resort days the first tracks are usually poached away from under the lifts first. Eventually there's no better option than rocking the line under the chair while skiing NTN and wearing Arc teryx....

I supose I could appear to be less smug if I took the Audi insignia off my helmet....

I agree with you. I too am usually clothed head to toe in Arcteryx and it certainly helps with my smuggness coeffcient. I also feel smug when I carry my pack with skins in it when resort skiing.
I feel the smuggest when I am deskinning in the resort after a BC foray and waves of resort skiers pass me with obvious awe.
I usually put on a good show and peel my skins off with a flourish without taking my skis off and then make sure my avalung is hanging out ( not too far out... sort of carelessly... like I'm too BC to take time to put it away properly as I'm going for another BC lap) so it's noticed in the lift line.

AUdi's= nice car, I'd hang the AUDi key fob off the zipper on my BC pack if I were you. Says you recognize the irony but don't care.
Which reminds me of a joke I thought of... like a " you know your are a redneck when...."
Here it is.
"If the width of your skis is less than your annual income ... you may be a TAYer"