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Why don't you join me...

Careful, there, mate. you're getting awfully close to the edge with such a veiled potentially unkind comment.
Nonetheless, you have my full support. So day one it is. I'll be here for you on day two and beyond.

Well that or some kegels.

I admit I had to look it up but I did learn a lot.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kegel_exercise
I want a Kegel exerciser soooo bad... carbon fiber of course.

Stick with it bud.

I'll take up some of the asshole slack you're leaving.

Thanks man but you don't have to feel responsible for my asshole slack...... honest!

I want a Kegel exerciser soooo bad... carbon fiber of course.

Look for one shaped like a zucchini.

Then you could also use it to fend of bears?

Look for one shaped like a zucchini.

Then you could also use it to fend of bears?

A courgette????  BBC lingo for zucchini?
A woman fends of a bear with a zucchini pulled from her garden.....thats some quick thinking there.
I may carry one from now one when I bike at Banner Forest for pre-season ski training.

" is that a courgette in your bike shorts or a kegel exerciser?"

Day two down (so far).
Nice work.