Your Favorite ski Tee. real or imagined

I own bushels of t-shirts. Live in them, even in the winter. Have my favorites. The "Don't Follow Me" tee. The "Got Powder?" tee. The "Ski Today-Work Tomorrow" tee. I even play at designing them when I get inspired. So, what's the coolest SKI Tee shirt you own, have seen or have imagined?

I'll start the ball rolling with a shirt I designed for my nordic club.

My personal favorite is Tognar's "Too Many People Go Through Life With Dull Edges" shirt:

I recall an old poster than might make a funny t-shirt.  The drawing showed a frumpy older woman riding barefoot on a trashcan lid under the title 'Ski Poland'.  At the bottom was the punchline:  'Next year comrade, buckle boots!'

Imagined tee -shirt.

Black with a picture of Crystal Mountain Ski Area on the front.

In large letters across the bottom of the picture the follwing text.

UBERUAGA YOU DOUCHBAG ,KEEP YOUR TAINT OFF MY BOUNDARY DUH!

This is a fun thread.
Another imaginary one.

Picture of a skier on a sled, rockered skis mounted on the rear, deep powder, blue bird day.
Big caption on the bottom.

I''LL RACE YOU SKINNERS TO THE UNTRACKED BOWL....3..2..1. GO! YEaaaHAwww!

One more.
another imaginary t-shirt.

Picture of God pointing finger of creation from the Sistine Chapel by Michealangelo.
Caption.

AND ON THE SEVENTH DAY , GOD CREATED DYNAFIT BINDINGS BECAUSE HE SAW TELEMARKING AND IT WAS AN ABOMINATION!