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20 years 2 weeks ago - 20 years 2 weeks ago #174138 by Larry_R
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I hope you all have noticed Mark Moore's absolutely delightful NWAC forecasts the last few big storms. They are sheer poetry. Really!  :)<br><br>Very useful too. I hate to admit that I often get a bit lost in long discussions of how the barocyclinic band will bend back into the negative advection creating a minus 6 instability factor... Now did I get that right?  ;)<br><br>Larry

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20 years 2 weeks ago - 20 years 2 weeks ago #174139 by Jim Oker
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I've been meaning to post here since seeing this trend a few weeks back. Nice stuff. My wife who tends to fully glaze over from the detailed forecasts has gleaned good stuff as well as grins from these. So in addition to adding a bit of personality, they are also utilitarian (in other words, "ditto, Larry").

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20 years 2 weeks ago - 20 years 2 weeks ago #174141 by Amar Andalkar
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I enjoyed Mark's poetry so much that I snipped and saved all the poems I came across this season. I had even been considering posting the collection on TAY (I hope that wouldn't violate Mark's copyright, right?). Anyway, here it is . . .<br><br><br>NWAC Poetry 2005-2006<br>by Mark Moore<br><br>====================<br>THU DEC 29 2005:<br><br>It's three days before the end of the year,<br>And recent snows have changed gloom to cheer...<br>With more on the way spirits are soaring-<br>For the weather ahead will be anything but boring.<br><br>After a quick time of drying, the westerlies arrive,<br>And tonight and Friday should shift park to drive;<br>Heavy snow, high winds, we'll break but not bend,<br>Just need to get through a brief warming trend.<br><br>The easterly flow will help near the crest,<br>And will minimize the rain as that's for the best,<br>As we close the year and start out 06,<br>The weekend ahead looks snowy and brisk...<br><br>So enjoy these storms and the ones next week,<br>But stay aware of the danger and don't slide down the peak-<br>Keep checking for clues wherever you go, <br>For it's hard to enjoy if you're under the snow.  <br><br><br>====================<br>WED JAN 11 2006:<br><br>More wind, rain and snow?<br>Stop it you say-<br>But haven't you heard,<br>There's more on the way?<br><br>For a time at least,<br>The jetstream is back-<br>And headed right at us,<br>On a very fast track.<br><br>After decreasing tonight,<br>And brief drought in the morning-<br>The snow should increase,<br>And bring an avalanche warning.<br><br>Weak layers will be buried,<br>With wind slabs we'll make-<br>Along with brief warming,<br>To spice up our cake.<br><br>An old crust at the bottom,<br>Weak layer that's no stranger-<br>Add a big heavy slab<br>And you've got some high danger.<br><br>So be avalanche aware,<br>Wherever you go-<br>It's time to focus,<br>And stay on top of the snow.<br><br><br>====================<br>THU JAN 26 2006:<br><br>Out with the old,<br>In with the new-<br>Clouds have arrived,<br>Gone is the blue.<br><br>The westerly flow's,<br>Pounding on the door-<br>Puttin' snow on the crust,<br>And load on the hoar.<br><br>Showers this morning,<br>Then more snow after that<br>At least temps stay low,<br>About where they're at.<br><br>This creates more weak layers<br>And buries the hoar-<br>Makes Friday thru Sunday,<br>Anything but a bore.<br><br>Friday's showers and winds,<br>Should increase by night-<br>Making the weekend,<br>A rather dangerous delight.<br><br>A good front Saturday,<br>Windy, snowy and cool-<br>Should make slabs more likely,<br>As a reasonable rule.<br><br>Then warming on Sunday<br>With heavy rain or wet snow-<br>Should make bigger slabs,<br>More than ready to go.<br><br>Danger should climb,<br>And it might not stop-<br>Until it reaches,<br>Pretty close to the top.<br><br>So if you're plannin' this weekend,<br>To sample the snow-<br>Make sure you're prepared-<br>And know how to go.<br><br>Be aware and be cautious,<br>Be objective and think-<br>And don't go ahead,<br>If red lights blink.<br><br>There will be other times,<br>Other slopes and great snow-<br>And you'll be much better off<br>If that's when you go.<br><br><br>====================<br>SUN JAN 29 2006:<br><br>Whether you're skiing or shredding, or riding the pow,<br>There are times to be out, it's just not right now.<br>The danger's been building for almost a week,<br>If it's not high to extreme it will be unique.<br><br>Winds should increase along with snow density-<br>And the precip should reach a very high intensity.<br>Sunday afternoon and night freezing levels will climb-<br>And recent good skiing will cease being sublime.<br><br>We've got plenty of buried weak layers to stress-<br>And when they release, it'll be a big mess.<br>Heavy snow or rain will load start zones and track-<br>Making runouts the place for debris piles to stack.<br><br>So hang up your snowshoes and put your skis on the rack-<br>The back country right now is not a good track. <br>You don't want to be part of that moving snow,<br>Because if you're caught it may not let go.<br><br><br>====================<br>SAT FEB 04 2006:<br><br>The final storm of the recent bout,<br>Is moving through with little doubt.<br>Heavy showers with high winds that are shifting,<br>Should bring locally heavy deposits of drifting.<br><br>Today is stormy with high wind closures,<br>And much greater danger on lee exposures.<br>Windward slopes may see snow devoured,<br>Wind erosion, sastrugi and slopes that are scoured.<br><br>Stability changing with aspect and place,<br>Visibility tough with wind in your face.<br>Be wary of slopes loading lower than norm,<br>And unstable cornices quite large from the storm.<br><br>While you'll need lots of awareness today,<br>Tomorrow promises to send most clouds away.<br>With decreased winds and showers that stop,<br>Slabs should start settling and danger should drop. <br><br>By early Tuesday ridging gets larger and finer,<br>After a weak wave Monday should be very minor.<br>So warmer and fair for much of next week,<br>Sounds like a forecast we don't have to tweak.<br><br>Just remember that warming and snow don't mix,<br>And some surface snow may be stressed by such tricks.<br>Glide cracks and cornices should be treated with care,<br>If they release and slide you don't want to be there.<br><br>Otherwise enjoy this break from the past,<br>Relax and rest 'cause you know it won't last.<br>And know that fair skies are anything but a bore,<br>For crusts can develop along with surface hoar.<br><br><br>====================<br>

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