Call to action...Offerings to Ullr

I nominate Sky's red tights to be included in the offering:<br><br>Surely he must make amends to the PNW ski community  which he jinxed with his desire for a pineapple express last January.

I nominate Sky's red tights to be included in the offering:<br><br>Surely he must make amends to the PNW ski community which he jinxed with his desire for a pineapple express last January.

<br><br>Yo, Peacock! We're comin' for your tights! Consider this a cleansing! <br>

So, my proxy donation to Ullr is the patented skiing aid, "Jarvis Jelly" system .<br> . <br>Ron has perfected this new system with an updated battery powered pump system for a finely tuned and controlled heated stream of the "Jarvis Jelly", preventing over combustion of the substance.<br><br>In addition to this you can find copious amounts of information about the special equipment used in the making of this fine, soon to be released updated "JJ" and pumping system for 2006 HERE .<br>Quote from Ron, "Switch on the pump, hit the ignitor button, and get ready<br>for the best skiing of your life, even in breakable crust!"<br><br>From the looks of it, and insider information, it's going to be one fine ski season .

Well, we made some offerings to Ullr last night...bring on the freshies!: Click here