Independence Day in an "LBD"

Three weeks ago, I saw some little girls skiing in dresses and I decided that would be me the next time I hit the slopes. What a great day--sun, snow, and skiing. I saw Miss America, Uncle Sam, a "Scottish gentleman in a kilt, and so much more. Going for the whole package, I abandoned my helmet while wearing an "LBD"-little black dress. My husband and I hiked up above the Green Valley chair, and dropped into chutes that lead into Snorting Elk--it was great. For those of you that want to try the LBD, it leaves you rather exposed and a little fearfull of falling, but my hasband has been an amazing ski instructor and I trust him. Thank you Matt, I never would be on my 3/4th year of turns all year if it weren't for you. You should try the LBD--it's fun.

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Very nice LBD.
But just to clarify... that was not a kilt that that gentleman was wearing...it was a "utilikilt "and anybody wearing a "utilikilt"and claiming to be Scottish is an impostor and should be flogged.

Very nice LBD.
But just to clarify... that was not a kilt that that gentleman was wearing...it was a "utilikilt "and anybody wearing a "utilikilt"and claiming to be Scottish is an impostor and should be flogged.

You're correct, he did not have a tartan?

You're correct, he did not have a tartan; clearly, he was not truly Scottish?